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	<title>B. Allen Schulz</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gargoyle Garden casting: Complete!</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/07/04/gargoyle-garden-casting-complete/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, that was not that painful in the end&#8230; choosing the cast was long and arduous, and&#8211;as I noted in a previous post&#8211;was very sad when it came time to send rejection notices. But, we now have all the roles cast and I have to begin scheduling rehearsals!! The cast for the 2008 NYC international [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, that was not that painful in the end&#8230; choosing the cast was long and arduous, and&#8211;as I noted in a previous post&#8211;was very sad when it came time to send rejection notices. But, we now have all the roles cast and I have to begin scheduling rehearsals!! The cast for the 2008 NYC international Fringe Festival performance of <em>Gargoyle Garden</em> is:</p>
<p>The Chimney-man: Al Gillespie<br />
Edgar Allen Densmore: Patrick Henney<br />
Annabel Lee: Emily Bordonaro<br />
Brother Keyes: John C. Taylor<br />
Gritchpoo (sop. gargoyle): Elizabeth Mondragon<br />
Grokk (ten. gargoyle): Josh Allor<br />
Grindl (bass gargoyle): Brian DePetris</p>
<p>Tickets go on sale July 21. You may purchase tickets <a title="purchase tickets online" href="http://www.fringenyc.org/seeing/tickets.asp" target="_blank">online</a> or at the door. Ticket prices are $15. If you wish to purchase tickets at the door, you may only use cash, and purchases begin 15 minutes before showtime. One final thing to note: if you want to purchase tickets <strong><em>online</em></strong>, you must make the purchase <strong><em>at least </em></strong>24 hours in advance. Because there are multiple shows in each venue, you may <strong><em>not</em></strong> purchase tickets online less than 24 hours in advance. This is to help the box-office staff at the venues do their jobs efficiently.</p>
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		<title>Casting and rejection</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/07/03/casting-and-rejection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, we&#8217;re almost done casting Gargoyle Garden for the August run. We&#8217;ve cast every role except &#8220;Annabel&#8221;, and we&#8217;ve narrowed that down to two wonderful little girls. Either one of them will do quite nicely. We&#8217;re simply working through our pros and cons at this point.
But, let me say this: I hate casting. I especially [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, we&#8217;re almost done casting <em>Gargoyle Garden</em> for the August run. We&#8217;ve cast every role except &#8220;Annabel&#8221;, and we&#8217;ve narrowed that down to two wonderful little girls. Either one of them will do quite nicely. We&#8217;re simply working through our pros and cons at this point.</p>
<p>But, let me say this: I hate casting. I especially hate casting KIDS. They try so hard at the auditions, and they perform their hearts out. Some are more seasoned and talented than others of course, but they all come to the process without the thick layer of emotional protection that comes from years of auditions as an adult. Yesterday, I sent out about 25 emails &#8220;rejecting&#8221; kids for the production. That was an awful, thankless task. I didn&#8217;t like it at all. We even got some replies back from parents and kids thanking us for the opportunity, and letting us know how much fun they had, etc&#8230; That made me feel even worse. Blech.</p>
<p>Since we have only about 1 1/2 weeks until the first rehearsal, we need to make our final decision&#8211;fast! Once we do that, I&#8217;ll post the entire cast list here. I&#8217;ll also continue to blog about getting the show up and running. So check back here occasionally for info regarding the show and for info about purchasing tickets.</p>
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		<title>Gargoyle Garden venue and performance dates</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/07/01/gargoyle-garden-venue-and-performance-dates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey! Ho! Kerrack-kerah!! We have our venue and our dates for the 5 performances of Gargoyle Garden!
We&#8217;ll be performing the show on the main (upstairs) stage at the Bleeker Street Theater, 45 Bleeker Street in the East Village (@ the corner of Lafayette and Bleeker. The 6, B, D, V, and F subway trains are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey! Ho! Kerrack-kerah!! We have our venue and our dates for the 5 performances of <em>Gargoyle Garden</em>!</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll be performing the show on the main (upstairs) stage at the <a title="bleeker steet theater info" href="http://www.nytheatre.com/nytheatre/bleecker.htm" target="_blank">Bleeker Street Theater</a>, 45 Bleeker Street in the East Village (@ the corner of Lafayette and Bleeker. The 6, B, D, V, and F subway trains are all, literally, just a few steps from the entrance to the theater.) It&#8217;s a great space, seating about 200, and it feels perfect for the work.</p>
<p>Performance dates are:</p>
<p>SAT 8/9 @ 7:45-8:45<br />
SUN 8/10 @ 5:30 – 6:30<br />
WED 8/13 @ 5:15 – 6:15<br />
SUN 8/17 @ 2:30 – 3:30<br />
WED 8/20 @ 8:00 – 9:00</p>
<p>Ticket information will be available soon. I&#8217;ll post info as soon as it&#8217;s available. We hope you can make it out to one of the performances!</p>
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		<title>Gargoyle Garden update</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/06/17/gargoyle-garden-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, things are, uh&#8230;, proceeding. Good news/bad news/no news. Good news: Jeff and I have received our venue designation from the Fringe Festival organizers. It&#8217;s a great venue. I can&#8217;t tell you where it is yet, though, since the organizers are putting the final touches on where all of the festival&#8217;s 200 shows will be. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, things are, uh&#8230;, proceeding. Good news/bad news/no news. Good news: Jeff and I have received our venue designation from the Fringe Festival organizers. It&#8217;s a great venue. I can&#8217;t tell you where it is yet, though, since the organizers are putting the final touches on where all of the festival&#8217;s 200 shows will be. So, they don&#8217;t want us to announce anything until they&#8217;ve got all their ducks in a row. (I guess that&#8217;s kind of &#8220;good no news&#8221;.)</p>
<p>Good news: I&#8217;ve completed the additions that Jeff and I decided on, which will add about 7 minutes to the show. Much of the additions are reprises of earlier music, or are re-workings of other material that I&#8217;ve previously written. However, I did have to write one new song. But, I got that done last weekend, so we&#8217;re ready to go.</p>
<p>Bad news: we&#8217;re still looking for a boy and a girl to perform the children&#8217;s roles. We thought we had a possible line on the boy soprano role, but it fell through at the last minute. We also have a few more roles to fill&#8211;2 of the gargoyles. Still, the major role is filled by the originator&#8211;Al Gillespie&#8211;who I&#8217;m particularly excited about, and I&#8217;m happy that he&#8217;ll be reprising the role.</p>
<p>No news: we still don&#8217;t know the dates of the performances. As soon as the festival organizers complete the venue assignments, then they&#8217;ll assign performance dates. I&#8217;ll post them here as soon as we know anything.</p>
<p>More updates when they happen.</p>
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		<title>Gargoyle Garden in August</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/05/18/gargoyle-garden-in-august/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 19:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, after much thinking and pondering and consideration of the finances needed to bring Gargoyle Gardento the NYC international Fringe Festival, Jeff LaGreca and I decided to mount the show. So, we&#8217;ve been busy contacting some of the original performers to see if they&#8217;re interested and available. Some are. But some aren&#8217;t. So, we&#8217;ll need [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, after much thinking and pondering and consideration of the finances needed to bring <em>Gargoyle Garden</em>to the NYC international Fringe Festival, Jeff LaGreca and I decided to mount the show. So, we&#8217;ve been busy contacting some of the original performers to see if they&#8217;re interested and available. Some are. But some aren&#8217;t. So, we&#8217;ll need to recast some of the roles.</p>
<p>Jeff and I are also adding some new material to the book. We&#8217;re reprising one song (<em>Be Invisible</em>), but with new lyrics and sung by different roles the second time around; adding a little bit of music to one song (<em>Dearest Edgar Allen</em>)&#8211;we&#8217;re adding a &#8220;tag&#8221; at the end of each verse; and we&#8217;re adding one whole new scene wherein the audience learns exactly how the antagonist gets his comeuppance. These additions should only add about 4-5 minutes of music to the show, resulting in a bare-minimum running time of about 45 minutes. Of course, with applause, adjustments to tempos, and other musical issues, the work will probably come in closer to 50+ minutes. This is still under an hour, though, and I think that&#8217;s about right for a work whose intended audience is primarily children.</p>
<p>Jeff and I also had to decide how to handle the instrumental forces for the show. The original conception had 12 players (fl, ob, cl, bn, hn, tpt, perc, pno, 2 vns, vla, and vlc), but even a chamber ensemble of this size had some major problems. The first, of course, was the cost of hiring this many musicians for 5 performances and multiple rehearsals. We just couldn&#8217;t afford it. The second problem is that we&#8217;re afraid that we&#8217;ll scare off any potential presenters. We hope <em>Gargoyle Garden</em> will be picked up by children&#8217;s theaters and regional theaters. But, with a large musical ensemble, we&#8217;re sure to scare off anyone from mounting a performance. So, Jeff and I decided to go as small as we could: a piano and a percussionist. This is just <em>killing</em>  me. The music I&#8217;ve written is, in some places, very dependent on some instrumental effects and orchestration. So, I&#8217;ve had to swallow hard and take my lumps on this one.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll find out soon when and where the Fringe Festival is scheduling our performances. I&#8217;ll report back here as soon as I learn the details.</p>
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		<title>Conductors = Robots?</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/05/17/conductors-robots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 14:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[well, it&#8217;s not that bad&#8230; The Robot&#8217;s movements are fairly fluid&#8211;although a bit, erm&#8230;, robotic.

Also, the world did not end.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well, it&#8217;s not <em>that</em> bad&#8230; The Robot&#8217;s movements are fairly fluid&#8211;although a bit, erm&#8230;, robotic.</p>
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<p>Also, the world did not end.</p>
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		<title>NYC International Fringe Festival</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/05/05/nyc-international-fringe-festival/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 18:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Well&#8230; the good news is that my children&#8217;s opera, with libretto by Jeff LaGreca, has been accepted in the NYC International Fringe Festival. Jeff and I are excited that our work has been recognized this way. We&#8217;ll be deciding soon if we&#8217;ll be mounting a performance there in August, 2008. We are both leaning towards [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well&#8230; the good news is that my children&#8217;s opera, with libretto by Jeff LaGreca, has been accepted in the NYC International Fringe Festival. Jeff and I are excited that our work has been recognized this way. We&#8217;ll be deciding soon if we&#8217;ll be mounting a performance there in August, 2008. We are both leaning towards performing at the festival, but we have to finance the musicians, costumes, sets, and other artistic properties ourselves. And, we&#8217;ll need to re-cast some of the roles&#8211;partly because the originators of the children&#8217;s roles have grown up over the past 1.5 years. Jeff and I are meeting soon to figure out what we need to do to get this off the ground. I&#8217;ll report back here soon with our final decision!</p>
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		<title>Concert on May 2 and May 4</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/04/27/concert-on-may-2-and-may-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Please join me and my fellow composers of the Random Access Music composers&#8217; collective on May 2 and May 4 for six world premieres, performed by the Lost Dog New Music Ensemble. This performance will be the third year of collaboration between RAM and Lost Dog. Joining the Lost Dog players will be special guest artist, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please join me and my fellow composers of the <a title="RAM home page" href="http://www.ram-nyc.org" target="_blank"><strong>Random Access Music</strong></a><strong> </strong>composers&#8217; collective on May 2 and May 4 for six world premieres, performed by the <strong><a title="Lost Dog Home Page" href="http://lostdognewmusic.org" target="_blank">Lost Dog New Music Ensemble</a></strong>. This performance will be the third year of collaboration between <strong>RAM </strong>and <strong>Lost Dog</strong>. Joining the Lost Dog players will be special guest artist, mezzo-soprano <a title="Hai-Ting Chinn Home Page" href="http://www.hai-ting.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">Hai-Ting Chinn</span></a>. My own work, <em>Still Life (with Monkey)</em>, is a playful romp inspired by my daughter, Naomi&#8217;s careful placement of objects on our coffee table. Included in Naomi&#8217;s composition was a toy monkey.</p>
<p>Friday, May 2, 2008, @ 8:00 pm<br />
The Tenri Cultural Institute<br />
43-A West. 13th Street (near 6th Ave.)<br />
Manhattan, NYC<br />
Tickets: $15 <a title="purchase tickets online" href="http://www.astoriamusic.org/programs/LD-RAM.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">online</span></a>; $20 at the door; $15 for seniors; $7 for students</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>Sunday, May 4, 2008, @ 2:00 pm<br />
Queens Library<br />
41-17 Main Street<br />
Flushing Queens, NYC<br />
<em>Admission to this concert is</em> FREE!</p>
<p>The works on the concert will be:</p>
<p>Jonathan Pieslak <em>Banchetul</em>, for Soprano<br />
David Fetherolf <em>Septuagenaria</em>, for Flute, Piano, and Cello<br />
Erin Rogers <em>Primary Colors</em>, for Flute, Clarinet, &amp; Piano<br />
Manly Romero <em>Remember, Father</em>, for Violin &amp; Piano<br />
B. Allen Schulz <em>Still Life (with Monkey)</em>, for Clarinet &amp; Cello<br />
<em>I. The Fruit: Apples and Oranges</em><br />
<em>II. The Knife and the Bowl </em><br />
<em>III. (and the Monkey)</em><br />
Stefan Weisman <em>CalabiYau Songs</em>, for Violin, Piano, &amp; Soprano</p>
<p>The Lost Dog Players are: <a title="Laura Barger" href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=97304890" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">Laura Barger</span></a> (Piano), <a title="Miranda Cuckson" href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=250178028" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">Miranda Cuckson</span></a> (Violin), <a title="Christine Perea" href="http://www.forecastmusic.com/about.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">Chistine Perea</span></a> (Flute), <a title="Tom Piercy" href="http://www.thomaspiercy.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">Tom Piercy</span></a> (Clarinet), and <a title="Clarice Jensen" href="http://www.acmemusic.org/about.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #af2639;">Clarice Jensen</span></a> (Cello).</p>
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		<title>me: social entrepreneur</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/04/21/wabash-college-notes-alumnae-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Last Fall, Steve Charles, one of the editors of the Wabash College alumnae magazine, contacted me to see if I&#8217;d be willing to participate in an online interview about social entrepreneurship. He seemed to think that my many activities with the Astoria Music Society as well as with the Random Access Music composers&#8217; collective made [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last Fall, Steve Charles, one of the editors of the Wabash College alumnae magazine, contacted me to see if I&#8217;d be willing to participate in an online interview about social entrepreneurship. He seemed to think that my many activities with the Astoria Music Society as well as with the Random Access Music composers&#8217; collective made me into a &#8220;social entrepreneur.&#8221;</p>
<p>I am honored to be asked by my alma mater to participate,  although, I&#8217;m not sure that I really qualify. Most of my &#8220;entrepreneurship&#8221; is simply trying to get my music performed! Still, if you&#8217;re interested in reading the short article and quote by yours truly, you may find more at the <a title="wabash notes magazine interviews me" href="http://www.wabash.edu/magazine/spirit/" target="_blank">online version</a> of the magazine. (roll your mouse cursor over my picture at the site and click to read the article.)</p>
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		<title>Music so bad it&#8217;s wonderful to listen to</title>
		<link>http://www.allenschulz.net/2008/04/17/music-so-bad-its-wonderful-to-listen-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Allen Schulz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1997, two Russian emigrees, Vitaly Komar and Alex Melamid, created &#8220;the most unwanted song&#8221; of all time. When the two conceptual artists (who also experimented in the visual arts, too) arrived in the United States, they became fascinated with american-style public opinion polling. So they polled 500 people on their music preferences&#8211;everything from instruments to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1997, two Russian emigrees, Vitaly Komar and Alex Melamid, created &#8220;the most unwanted song&#8221; of all time. When the two conceptual artists (who also experimented in the visual arts, too) arrived in the United States, they became fascinated with american-style public opinion polling. So they polled 500 people on their music preferences&#8211;everything from instruments to lyrical content. The result, created with musician, Dave Soldier, is &#8220;the most unwanted song&#8221; ever. Melamid and Komar, via their polling found that</p>
<p>&#8220;The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and &#8220;elevator&#8221; music, and a children&#8217;s choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance&#8211;someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example&#8211;fewer than 200 individuals of the world&#8217;s total population would enjoy this piece.&#8221;</p>
<p>It seems that I am part of that 200. I find the piece wonderfully comical and a joy to think about. The section beginning about 1:35 is a pure delight: an operatic soprano rapping about cowboys! Listen to the music <a title="the most unwanted song" href="http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_melamid/KomarMelamid_The-Most-UnwantedSong.mp3" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>(thanks to andrew sullivan&#8217;s <a href="http://www.andrewsullivan.com">blog</a> for leading me to this wonderful work)</p>
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